who was i before lady gaga
I was born on Labor Day in 1998, my mom went into labor on labor day. Literally my entire life is a fucking pun.
My first thought when reading this was ‘the fuck is a 5 year old using the internet and swearing’ and then I realized it’s 2014 and I’m 23 and people born in 1998 are now 16 and I died a little inside.
i am bored of tumblr but at the same time i am addicted to tumblr
honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying
I really love the fact that for a few weeks every year Britain absolutely loses its shit over a bunch of people we’ve never seen before in our lives squatting in front of ovens and crying over the texture of cake I feel like it really brings us together in combined fear of soggy bottomsI’m sorry, what? Can someone explain this to me?
if u ever need cheering up, remember that there are kittens in the world
and some of them are doing the tongue thing and some of them are curled up sleeping and some of them are rolling around playing with string and some of them are kneading people’s laps with their teeny tiny paddy paws
and most of them have soft fluffy triangle tails and all of them have bean toes
think of all the kittycats u have petted and how many more u may yet pet in the future and be happy